Hello I am Efrit Mbotu

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    Re: Hello I am Efrit Mbotu

    Tue, July 17, 2007 - 8:52 AM
    Please to enjoy pictur of cute panda cubs: www.reuters.com/news/pictu...leslideshow
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      Tue, July 17, 2007 - 12:00 PM
      Cute! Do I send the check to them?
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        Tue, July 17, 2007 - 11:53 PM
        I trust anybody who loves cute panda cubs.

        Should I post my bank account number in this thread or send you a PM?
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          Re: Hello I am Efrit Mbotu

          Wed, July 18, 2007 - 7:55 AM
          It would be dangerous to post such infos where any stranger could see! You should send to me privately!
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            Thu, July 19, 2007 - 9:41 AM
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              Thu, July 19, 2007 - 11:27 AM
              Efrit is my new business partner. We've got something going, very hush hush. But I'll remember you guys when I'm flush, kay?
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                Thu, July 19, 2007 - 11:56 AM
                You better not by lying Rendall. I'll take you to court. I will. You watch.
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                  Sun, July 22, 2007 - 8:14 AM
                  it's so hush hush that I can read about it in nearly every tribe I belong to!
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                    Re: Hello I am Efrit Mbotu

                    Mon, July 23, 2007 - 8:40 AM
                    You mean Efrit is spamming? Say it ain't so!
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                      Mon, July 23, 2007 - 6:23 PM
                      "It ain't so."

                      But, Unfortunately....it is so.
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                        Re: Hello I am Efrit Mbotu

                        Tue, April 29, 2008 - 11:07 PM
                        I just gave Efrit a new body. Now he's a mongolian wolf-whistler riding a hairless mammoth (kinda looks like a wrinkled egyptian breed cat, except a whole lot heftier) with two sets of
                        tusks crossing each other, and a forked-snaked tongue with prickly hair covering the bottom
                        side, which he can easily twist around to lick you any way. Believe me, it hurts. When he
                        licks you. Sometimes you get the soft side, though. Or at least part of it. So all the same the
                        tongue has to project out quite a bit passed those sets of tusks. And it goes without saying
                        that the poor beast needs special feeding, because those tusks make it hard to chew you
                        know. I mean he can do it, but... he always appreciates help... So, anyways...

                        Efrit is now Kpeqfohtak. He puts his fingers in the mammoth's mouth when it's nearly all
                        the way clamped down, the tongue barely sticking out, and as the mammoth fills its cheeks
                        with air, K. uses this arrangement to cause a very nice whistle to come out that I have to
                        tell you the effect is most eerie, perhaps beyond anyone's comprehension. Kinda like
                        putting a blade of grass between your thumb and blowing through them, though I forget
                        what that sounds like. So really K. doesn't make any sound to do his job. He certainly helps.
                        But the air is in the mammoth's cheeks really. And the mammoth's tongue is used.
                        So that's one silent mongolian. I know he makes sound, but just not to summon wolves.

                        And all around that certain part of the great expanse of the Gobi desert he lives in, trans-
                        dimensional luscent crystal doorways pop open, with magic swirls white upon black
                        changing to white clouds on ardently blue skies as out pounce the hugest most loveliest
                        wolves of all possible shades and colors, many millions more than can even be seen,
                        concentrating first nearest the summoning pair, then growing outward, all dancing around
                        them.

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