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I am:
Napoleon of Crime!
(16 Social Standing, 11 Malevolence, 20 Self-Mastery)
" Others surrender to villainy through weakness, but your malevolence is rooted in a malignant superabundance of strengths—strength of intellect, strength of will, and above all else, the strength of your overmastering conceit. You sneer at the decent strictures of Society, and strive to undermine them by a thousand stratagems, petty and grand. A loathsome spider forever spinning a web of all-encompassing corruption, your machinations threaten the undoing of civilization itself."
I am:
Napoleon of Crime!
(16 Social Standing, 11 Malevolence, 20 Self-Mastery)
" Others surrender to villainy through weakness, but your malevolence is rooted in a malignant superabundance of strengths—strength of intellect, strength of will, and above all else, the strength of your overmastering conceit. You sneer at the decent strictures of Society, and strive to undermine them by a thousand stratagems, petty and grand. A loathsome spider forever spinning a web of all-encompassing corruption, your machinations threaten the undoing of civilization itself."
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 6:16 PMAmiable Rogue
27 Social Standing, -5 Malevolence, -28 Self-Mastery
More spirited than vicious, the avid sowing of your wild oats will yield a hearty crop of amorous bastards to the serving girls and upstairs maids foolish enough to succumb to your charms. You are respectful enough to ladies of your own station however, if only in deference to their fathers’ shooting pieces and hunting dogs, and will ultimately find yourself so ensnared by one as to settle into a felicitous and respectable matrimony.
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Thu, September 13, 2007 - 1:28 AMah well, i've always wanted to see Austrailia
Your Score: Street Urchin
10 Social Standing, -16 Malevolence, 42 Self-Mastery
While not a thoroughly vicious character, your petty lawlessness will bring you before a magistrate early in life. Your youth and evident aptitude for an out-of-doors existence will spare you the noose, and destine you for Transportation beyond the seas. With Industry and Fortitude, you may yet find your fortune in Australia. -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Thu, September 13, 2007 - 4:45 AMI took it again to see if I could boost my score & I got: 25 Social Standing, 59 Malevolence, 25 Self-Mastery
Hehehe. -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Thu, September 13, 2007 - 11:52 AMcongrats on upping the malevolence!
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Fri, September 14, 2007 - 10:58 AMYour Score: Mercenary Suitor
26 Social Standing, -17 Malevolence, 26 Self-Mastery
Your cupidity and false sentiment are, alas, but the common vices of the times. Having secured the fortune of some daughter of the gentry unfavored in countenance, frame, or accomplishment, you will see fit to compound your triumph with petty domestic tyranny, lacking the manly character even for forthright wife-beating.
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Mon, September 17, 2007 - 9:35 PMI like quizzes. I had to look up Malevolence.
Street Urchin
9 Social Standing, -50 Malevolence, 16 Self-Mastery
While not a thoroughly vicious character, your petty lawlessness will bring you before a magistrate early in life. Your youth and evident aptitude for an out-of-doors existence will spare you the noose, and destine you for Transportation beyond the seas. With Industry and Fortitude, you may yet find your fortune in Australia.
My test tracked 3 variables
How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Social Standing
You scored higher than 99% on Malevolence
You scored higher than 99% on Self-Mastery
What petty lawlessness?
Off to Australia for me! -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Mon, September 17, 2007 - 9:54 PMAllayou peoples with negative malevolence scores, I just have to say... tsk, tsk. I'm quite disappointed in you.
And Peach! y'oughtta be ashamed! Negative 50? Yikes! (that's a joke, btw) -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Mon, September 17, 2007 - 10:52 PMRendall, there's something wrong with that quiz. How can I be "99 percent higher" than others with those marks? What were the percentages when you took it (if you remember)?
Maybe all the women my age are wicked? Hmm? At least that's what the men hope.
You know how hard it is to try to be malevolent? It requires constant work and upkeep. It just doesn't come naturally.
How about another quiz? -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Tue, September 18, 2007 - 7:20 AMYeah, I don't remember my percentages, but better than 99% on everything sounds like a bug. -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Tue, September 18, 2007 - 11:47 AMI thought about it later. It may also have to do with the number of people who have taken it that are my age and sex. There probably aren't a lot of women my age sitting around taking quizzes on OKCupid that are obviously man-quizzes. -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Tue, September 18, 2007 - 11:22 PMtrue I think i was in the 99% as well.
Also whats with the "self-mastery" and why do I have so much of it? -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Tue, September 18, 2007 - 11:25 PMself-mastery is a euphemism for masturbation. -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Tue, September 18, 2007 - 11:32 PMah well it's still under 50% I can still get to the store. -
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Re: What manner of blackgaurd are you?
Wed, October 10, 2007 - 11:15 PMI was destined for the noose.
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